Limerick

I think it would be fun to create a limerick! Each week or month or whenever I will give you the first four lines and you give me the last one. Get the kids involved. I will then send all our friends and family the results and post them on my blog. I think I will rate them with Stars, 5 being the best.
Here is the first from my daughter Cathy.

There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day
and I heard her say...
I think that my mom is deranged.


There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day
and I heard her say...
I think that my dog has the mange.


There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day
and I heard her say...
My underwear could sure use a change.

There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day
and I heard her say...
You smell - please move downrange.

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And my neice Robin wrote:

There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day
and I heard her say...
What a mess - I must rearrange!

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And my daughter Diane wrote:

There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day and I heard her say...
I'll go crazy, if something don't change.

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Fatcat Paulanne said...

There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day and I heard her say...
I'll cook soup on my new kitchen range!

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Mark Creamer said:

There once was a girl from La Grange
with habits exceedingly strange,
she woke up one day and I heard her say...
My yen I must now go exchange

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